Kimwabfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair mouse.

Kimwabfeb created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimwabfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kimwabfeb, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kimwabfeb's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kimwabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kimwabfeb.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Always obey Kimwabfeb's priests.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing yellow trousers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your hands.