Flamrotcen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, uncaring dugong.

Flamrotcen created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamrotcen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flamrotcen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flamrotcen's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flamrotcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never feed rice to mice while wearing coats.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Always obey Flamrotcen's priests.