Zanmifsand is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy weasel.

Zanmifsand created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zanmifsand, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zanmifsand, she will remove you from existence.

Zanmifsand's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zanmifsand's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Zanmifsand on top of all buildings.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.