Dotyimcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering goat.

Dotyimcuss created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Dotyimcuss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dotyimcuss, she will destroy your home planet.

Dotyimcuss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dotyimcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Always stare at clouds.