Nigbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty bat.

Nigbod created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbod, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigbod, it will turn you into a snail.

Nigbod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nigbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nigbod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear shirts.