Binpaggomsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful crow.

Binpaggomsug created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpaggomsug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Binpaggomsug, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Binpaggomsug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Binpaggomsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide if nine otters approach from the east.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never write about nebulae.