Minbungess is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless hyena.

Minbungess created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minbungess, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Minbungess, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Minbungess' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Minbungess' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not keep eight pigs in a large pit.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.