Gomafarm is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless elephant.

Gomafarm created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gomafarm, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomafarm, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gomafarm's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gomafarm's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. You must love Gomafarm.