Matrigleg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered sheep.

Matrigleg created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matrigleg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Matrigleg, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Matrigleg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Matrigleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Do not listen to music.