Jabnilloopbep is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish warg.

Jabnilloopbep created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabnilloopbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabnilloopbep, it will turn you into a plant.

Jabnilloopbep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jabnilloopbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.

3. Jabnilloopbep loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.