Yatpasnut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless hippopotamus.

Yatpasnut created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatpasnut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yatpasnut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yatpasnut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yatpasnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near frogs while wearing black boots and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Yatpasnut loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing purple corsets and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.