Zimflanlid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm ferret.

Zimflanlid created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Zimflanlid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimflanlid, she will ignore you.

Zimflanlid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Zimflanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Pray towards the west.