Poptigbud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast capybara.

Poptigbud created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptigbud, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Poptigbud, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Poptigbud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Poptigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Poptigbud.