Wodarnnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty scorpion.

Wodarnnull created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodarnnull, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodarnnull, he will think nothing of it.

Wodarnnull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wodarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured birds.