Habsagwab Yattgepyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing alligator.

Habsagwab Yattgepyat created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habsagwab Yattgepyat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Habsagwab Yattgepyat, he will destroy your home planet.

Habsagwab Yattgepyat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Habsagwab Yattgepyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing mauve kilts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.