Vinditing is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy squid.

Vinditing created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinditing, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vinditing, it will turn you into a duck.

Vinditing's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vinditing's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never feed turnips to hamsters while wearing shoes.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Vinditing in the centre of the settlement.

4. Retreat if five cats approach from the east.

5. Pray towards the south.