Pibfagfut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Pibfagfut created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfagfut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibfagfut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pibfagfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pibfagfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always obey Pibfagfut's priests.

5. Always help geese in need.