Podappyim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty wolf.

Podappyim created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podappyim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podappyim, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Podappyim's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Podappyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Podappyim five times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Podappyim.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed pineapples to rats while wearing black stockings.