Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing goblin.

Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Tapbatbest Zimnillenyarp Ortdintof must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about stars.