Hapcadbid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring salamander.

Hapcadbid created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Hapcadbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hapcadbid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hapcadbid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hapcadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Hapcadbid.