Habrakkim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental dog.

Habrakkim created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habrakkim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Habrakkim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Habrakkim's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Habrakkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Habrakkim on top of important buildings.

5. Habrakkim loves ducks, so they must be respected.