Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, stupid octopus.

Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav, she will cry a lot.

Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nartnurhamyikcetpagbunshav.

2. Never paint your hands cyan.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.