Mitwitmob is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful mouse.

Mitwitmob created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitwitmob, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mitwitmob, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mitwitmob's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mitwitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.