Rigguptun is a god.
He takes the form of a small, proud
weasel.
Rigguptun created the universe five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rigguptun, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rigguptun, he will turn you into a dog.
Rigguptun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Rigguptun's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never think about dark matter near snakes while wearing fawn shirts and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.
4. Never leap in the presence of porpoises.
5. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing hats.