Benzimfot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast camel.

Benzimfot created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benzimfot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Benzimfot, it will turn you into a frog.

Benzimfot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Benzimfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Benzimfot's priests.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.