Benzimfot is a god.
It takes the form of a small, fast
camel.
Benzimfot created humankind seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benzimfot, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Benzimfot, it will turn you into a frog.
Benzimfot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Benzimfot's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always obey Benzimfot's priests.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Always look after injured capybaras.