Quafcitstan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm hummingbird.

Quafcitstan created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quafcitstan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafcitstan, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quafcitstan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Quafcitstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafcitstan.

5. Always stare at clouds.