Dutbestkon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless crab.

Dutbestkon created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutbestkon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dutbestkon, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dutbestkon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dutbestkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.