Nabbigbid is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic
hamster.
Nabbigbid created energy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Nabbigbid, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nabbigbid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Nabbigbid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Nabbigbid's Holy Commandments1. Mice are not to be trusted.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not speak about beans.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never write about stars.