Nabbigbid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic hamster.

Nabbigbid created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbigbid, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nabbigbid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nabbigbid's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nabbigbid's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about stars.