Tundavrull is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful narwhal.

Tundavrull created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tundavrull, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tundavrull, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tundavrull's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tundavrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing black tights.