Laksagben is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic faun.

Laksagben created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laksagben, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Laksagben, she will ignore you.

Laksagben's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Laksagben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide from purple frogs for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.