Hakratgidrat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able human.

Hakratgidrat created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hakratgidrat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hakratgidrat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hakratgidrat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hakratgidrat's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if five gulls approach from the east.