Cussbastxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable hippopotamus.

Cussbastxin created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbastxin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cussbastxin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cussbastxin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cussbastxin's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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