Cedshavsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart camel.

Cedshavsat created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedshavsat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedshavsat, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cedshavsat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cedshavsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.