Stipnutnarlnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody crow.

Stipnutnarlnurl created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnutnarlnurl, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stipnutnarlnurl, he will think nothing of it.

Stipnutnarlnurl's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stipnutnarlnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Worship no other gods but Stipnutnarlnurl.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Do not sprint in public.