Ruttditfit is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow
cobra.
Ruttditfit created an atom nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttditfit, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Ruttditfit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Ruttditfit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Ruttditfit's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttditfit.
2. Never wear white trousers.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Always help sick great tits.
5. Do not take Ruttditfit's name in vain.