Ruttditfit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow cobra.

Ruttditfit created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttditfit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ruttditfit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttditfit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ruttditfit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttditfit.

2. Never wear white trousers.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Do not take Ruttditfit's name in vain.