Honpograp is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm
elephant.
Honpograp created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Honpograp, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Honpograp, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Honpograp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Honpograp's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Put Honpograp first in all things.
3. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never mention bats.