Limflyomt Kamdudrak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish dog.

Limflyomt Kamdudrak created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limflyomt Kamdudrak, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Limflyomt Kamdudrak, he will boil you in a big pot.

Limflyomt Kamdudrak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Limflyomt Kamdudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Limflyomt Kamdudrak loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Run away if eight doves approach from the west.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limflyomt Kamdudrak.
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