Xenhasgess is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, kind camel.

Xenhasgess created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenhasgess, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xenhasgess, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Xenhasgess' most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Xenhasgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near cats while wearing magenta ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about fire.