Nurpitmet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying owl.

Nurpitmet created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurpitmet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurpitmet, it will turn you into a frog.

Nurpitmet's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nurpitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Nurpitmet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Never go into white rooms.