Vedrawcar is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable
gerbil.
Vedrawcar created snails two years ago.
If you believe in
Vedrawcar, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Vedrawcar, he will make you grow a tail.
Vedrawcar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Vedrawcar's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not take Vedrawcar's name in vain.