Vedrawcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable gerbil.

Vedrawcar created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Vedrawcar, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedrawcar, he will make you grow a tail.

Vedrawcar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vedrawcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Vedrawcar's name in vain.