Pompodcem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart bird.

Pompodcem created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pompodcem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pompodcem, she will make you grow a tail.

Pompodcem's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pompodcem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pompodcem.

2. Always help sheep.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Pompodcem's priests.
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