Cemnibfat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud alligator.

Cemnibfat created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemnibfat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cemnibfat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cemnibfat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cemnibfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Cemnibfat.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.