Rowtencab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent scorpion.

Rowtencab created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowtencab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowtencab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rowtencab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rowtencab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing yellow ear rings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Never feed lots of rice to mice while wearing gray shirts.