Didflantaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, temperamental crow.

Didflantaf created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didflantaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didflantaf, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Didflantaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Didflantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Never wear purple rings.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.