Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ruthless hyena.

Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if three tortoises approach from the east.

5. You must pray to Gamaftaillun Fadfommifbass four times a day.