Bogarpnul Narlsannart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, smart wyrm.

Bogarpnul Narlsannart created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogarpnul Narlsannart, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogarpnul Narlsannart, he will be very sad.

Bogarpnul Narlsannart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bogarpnul Narlsannart's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear dresses.