Wigweehog is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wigweehog created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigweehog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wigweehog, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wigweehog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wigweehog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.