Ranrildad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow monkey.

Ranrildad created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranrildad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ranrildad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ranrildad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ranrildad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.