Zogpangkam is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow octopus.

Zogpangkam created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Zogpangkam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogpangkam, he will strike you with lightening.

Zogpangkam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zogpangkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Zogpangkam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zogpangkam on top of all buildings.