Vonkruttwit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent yak.

Vonkruttwit created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkruttwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vonkruttwit, she will destroy your home planet.

Vonkruttwit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vonkruttwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.